1/6/2009 5:31AM
Hello everyone. I am interested in achieving grocery through a Bratwurst Bun. How can you help?
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1/4/2009 10:59AM
I firmly believe that modern rap is where culture goes to die.
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1/4/2009 8:47AM
PEWTER UNICORNS HAVE BEEN FOUND BY POKEY
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1/4/2009 2:38AM
Women are simply more consultative beings than men are.

For whatever reason, they are more timid about making bold statements and deviating from normalcy. They can't shop for clothes alone, they can't judge men alone, and they can't even urinate alone.

They support each other through groupthink.

Because of this, the average woman's musical taste is more bland and typical. They don't want to be "on the outside".

"But wait," you might say "not all girls listen to pop music exclusively." This is correct. Some women do indeed venture outside of society's musical comfort zone, but their reasons for doing so are rarely musically-motivated. These women are simply looking for a scene or subculture to wedge themselves into, using music as another fashion tool.

It's all about image.

How many "artsy" girls do you know who insist that their taste is "atypical", "unique", or "eclectic" who have an iPod full of the same girl-friendly, Pitchfork-approved artists like Radiohead, Sigur Ros, and the like? Quite a few, I'd wager.

Women are generally considered to have bad taste because they lack any true interest in musical discovery.

Want further proof? How many girls do you know who are into Noise? Who are into Krautrock? Rock in Opposition? Classical avant-garde? Not many.

This is because these styles of music, while unique, cutting-edge, and extremely rewarding, have no fashion culture built around them, and no cute boys who listen to and perform these types of music.

Music is another article of clothing for women, and it makes basement-dwelling experts froth at the mouth whenever females claim otherwise.
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1/3/2009 7:22AM
6000 calories probably won't kill you the first time.
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1/3/2009 7:03AM
Update Ben the Benly Benis you twat!
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1/2/2009 6:43AM
Happy new year, junkie!

I posted well-wishes on the 1st as well, but you were too fucked up to see it.
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1/1/2009 7:18AM
And-ah... Anyways, let's see what else I-I, eh..
It was Coney Allen, they called Coney Allen the playground of the world.
There was no place like it, in the whole world.., like Coney Allen when I was a youngster.
No place in the world like it!
It was so fabulous, now it's shrunk down to almost nothing, you see, eh-heh.
And I still remember, in my mind how things used to be.
And-ah you know I feel very bad.
But people from all over the world came here, from all over the world.
There was a playground they called the playground of the worlds, over here.
Anyways, so but I-ah you know.
I even got, when I was very small I even got lost in Coney Allen.
But they found me. On the beach.
And we used to sleep on the beach here, sleep over night.
They don't do it anymore.. things changed.
They dont sleep anymore on the beach...
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12/31/2008 6:14AM
So that’s it. Another year wasted. Another long stride toward the grave, with nothing to show for it but a slightly higher risk of colon cancer. I had such big plans for 2008! I was going to finally tackle French. I went as far as buying a class on CD, but I never listened to it.
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12/29/2008 9:24AM
The reason I ask is that I've recently realized I really want to sleep with a bear.

Not a faggot in a fursuit.

A bear.

Do you know how fucking warm and fuzzy and cuddly that would be?

Of course you fucking don't, you've never slept with a fucking bear.
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